She said her name was "party"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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