I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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