Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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