But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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