I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize