I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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