is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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