At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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