I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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