I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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