Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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