No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
