Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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