I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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