once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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