She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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