You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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