Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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