I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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