I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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