There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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