i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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