if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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