Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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