bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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