and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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