So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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