OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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