I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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