Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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