Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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