lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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