I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
try to milk me bitch
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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