the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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