I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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