she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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