The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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