I don't think brook has ever known best
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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