walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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