Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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