I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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