awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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