I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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