how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We smell like vodka and hangover
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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