Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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