i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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