Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize