Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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