I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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