i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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