Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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