"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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