let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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