I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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